PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book